chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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