Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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