so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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