: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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