How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
