That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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