check it out our google latitudes are spooning
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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