I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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