let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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