Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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