shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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