in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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