Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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