I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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