What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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