Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Randomize
