whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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