how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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