Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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