Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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