I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I understand Curling. That high.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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