Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
