dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
