ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
i believe in u and ur pee
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