do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
