Ambien. No doubt about it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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