i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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