I accidentally had phone sex last night
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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