Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
