i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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