It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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