if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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