Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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