wat bout pragnant strippers??
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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