The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
