His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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