found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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