You're completely useless in the revolution.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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