I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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