i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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