Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm way too hungover for life right now
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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