4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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