For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Dear god my vagina.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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