I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
