About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
