I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i already hear my dad disowning me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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