Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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