I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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