Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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