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say what?
wanna hang out?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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