"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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