yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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