dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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