remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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