Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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