Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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